Neurotic Paint.

HUH DUR

So I heard scraping noises behind me, and I turn around and my chinchilla is eating something.

She’s eating dry wall.
She’s eating my WAALLLL.

and she’s carrying little pieces of it in her hand, just munching it, so I get up out of my chair neurotically and she starts to scurry away with a little piece of wall in her mouth.

So I just start yelling at her and rip the dry wall out of her mouth, “THIS IS DRY WALL. YOU’RE FUCKING EATING DRY WALL WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU THIS IS HOW PEOPLE DIE YOU FUCKING MORON.”

She just kind of sits there on my lap, while we judge one another.

My mom opens my bedroom door and stares at me for a good while, then casually shuts it and leaves.

and that was the highlight of my week.

(Source: neuroticpaint)