Neurotic Paint.

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

ma boyfriend.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

shy like every other hyuman being on tumblr.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

ma boyfriend.
4. Are you easy to get alone with?

When i’m baked like a cake.
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

They better. Who will clean up the vomit.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

artistic funny individuals with tight, firm butts. omfg. butts.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

why yeah.
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

ma friend.
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

What DOESN’T make me uncomfortable?! Haha! ha! oh. eh. oh god.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

ma boyfriend.

I know right.

it’s just crazy.
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Walk to the Mexican restaurant.”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Kodaline - All I want, Her Space Holiday - Sleepy Tigers, CHVRCHES - Lies, Bring Me The Horizon - Sleepwalking, Bring Me The Horizon - Shallow Moses.
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yeah. stroke it.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Hell yeah, jesus! *throw miracles out of pocket*
15. What good thing happened this summer?

met ma boyfriend and tainted innocent image.
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

ew gross. Kissing is sinful.
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Do genius live in a lamp?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

My step father? I’m just kidding, that’s fucked up. No.
19. Do you like bubble baths?

Can you not breathe very well with a plastic bag over your head?
20. Do you like your neighbors?

No, but the rabbits that frolic in their yards seem nice.
21. What are you bad habits?

Binge eating, and drinking too much.
22. Where would you like to travel?
United Kingdom
23. Do you have trust issues?
If the person gives me a reason to not trust them, then yes.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Dying for 8 hours every night.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
my boob and tummy region. Thanks for reminding me of my flaws.
26. What do you do when you wake up?
cry for 15 minutes.
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
The foundation of murica is white people, so darker.
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
ma boyfriend.
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
God I hope not.
30. Do you ever want to get married?
For financial benefits.
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
omg it is!
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Ricky Gervais.
33. Spell your name with your chin.
“jkasy6likhd sucks.”

Oh, look at that.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
Is mayonaise an instrument.
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
Tv would be so dull without music, so i’ll have to go with music.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
haha. oh god. ha.
yes.
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I usually fart really loud to break the silence.
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
satan
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
The Dollar Tree and Planned Parenthood.
40. What do you want to do after high school?
Psychology teacher
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Sure. Why not. You’ll blow it anyway.
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I probably ran out of funny, or gas.
43. Do you smile at strangers?
If they have candy.
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Either way, i’m dead.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
The urge to urinate.
46. What are you paranoid about?
public speaking
47. Have you ever been high?
yes.
48. Have you ever been drunk?
haha yes.
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
I tried waving at a guy from school today as he was driving off, and he never turned around and waved back, and I know he noticed, and that was just a kick in the testies, and it was so humiliating I hope no one ever finds out.
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
black
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
Mila Kunis
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
Me not being Mila Kunis
53. Favourite makeup brand?
Elf.
54. Favourite store?
I already answered this you never listen mom and dad.
55. Favourite blog?
Did-you-kno.
56. Favourite colour?
red
57. Favourite food?
Chinese people
58. Last thing you ate?
Mexican people
59. First thing you ate this morning?
some salty sweet nuts
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
Yes, for not competing in anything ever the most.
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
This one time I murdered my family and they never forgave me.
I’m just kidding what the hell.
62. Been arrested? For what?
no.
63. Ever been in love?
yes.
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
We both had terrible head colds, and there was snot everywhere. No one was happy.
65. Are you hungry right now?
Hell no.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
My real friends are pretty amazing.
67. Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter.
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Tumblr.
69. Are you watching tv right now?
No.
70. Names of your bestfriends?
Best friend 1, Best friend 2, Best friend 3, Best friend 4, and we can’t forget about my bestest Best Friend 5.
71. Craving something? What?
I just said i’m not hungry gahd.
72. What colour are your towels?
White.
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
4 pillows.
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I’m a big kid now.
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
like 100.
75. Favourite animal?
Penguins are cool.
76. What colour is your underwear?
Black. Like the people that are just like everyone else because discrimination is wrong.
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Vanilla. suriously.
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Black.
80. What colour pants?
Black. I’m a ball of sunshine.
81. Favourite tv show?
King of the Hill!
82. Favourite movie?
Little Miss Sunshine.
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
I have not seen them HAH.
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
neither.
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
stop it.
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
The one that died.
87. First person you talked to today?
ma boyfriend.
88. Last person you talked to today?
ma boyfriend.
89. Name a person you hate?
ma boyfriend.
90. Name a person you love?
ma boyfriend.
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
ma boyfriend.
92. In a fight with someone?
myself.
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
1
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
1
95. Last movie you watched?
I don’t even know anymore.
96. Favourite actress?
Mila Kunis
97. Favourite actor?
Ricky Gervais
98. Do you tan a lot?
I bleach.
99. Have any pets?
Chinchilla and cat.
100. How are you feeling?
tired of answering questions.
101. Do you type fast?
80wpm
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
everytghing
103. Can you spell well?
well
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
yes.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
yes. There was a bonfire.
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
yes, but then again, i’m not that -someone- so I wouldn’t really know ever.
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
no.
108. What should you be doing?
Probably showering, but ya know. This is more productive.
109. Is something irritating you right now?
yes.
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yesssssssssssssssss.
111. Do you have trust issues?
I do now after these questions.
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
ma boyfriend.
113. What was your childhood nickname?
stupid dip shit
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yes.
115. Do you play the Wii?
I play your wii.
116. Are you listening to music right now?
yes.
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
ew.
118. Do you like Chinese food?
Oh, of course I do.
119. Favourite book?
Crank.
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
Is child birth the worst thing that could possible be experienced.
121. Are you mean?
To people who are mean to me.
122. Is cheating ever okay?
yes.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
yes.
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
helen keller says no.
125. Do you believe in true love?
yes.
126. Are you currently bored?
yes.
127. What makes you happy?
ma boyfriend and music and art and comedy.
128. Would you change your name?
yes.
129. What your zodiac sign?
cancer.
130. Do you like subway?
I love BREAD.
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
date them and fall in love with them.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
ma boyfriend.
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
kodaline - all i want
134. Can you count to one million?
i’m not falling for that again.
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I don’t have an extra pencil.
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed.
137. How tall are you?
5ft 5in
138. Curly or Straight hair?
straight.
139. Brunette or Blonde?
blonde
140. Summer or Winter?
winter
141. Night or Day?
night. The light’s too hot.
142. Favourite month?
June
143. Are you a vegetarian?
yes!
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
white chocolate
145. Tea or Coffee?
diet soda
146. Was today a good day?
so so
147. Mars or Snickers?
I like planets.
148. What’s your favourite quote?
“Great Minds Discuss Ideas, Average Minds Discuss Events, Poor Minds Discuss People.”
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
i don’t know.
150. Get the closet book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
I’m tired.