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Neurotic Paint.

Facebook & Twitter & Neopets & Subeta Oh my god, wow. I bet you don't know how to do this scrolly thingy. Be jelly. Sarcasm makes the world go round. You know, there is actually research to back up that the inability to comprehend sarcasm is a mental illness. I don't have my sources right now, so google it or something. Take action in your life. When i go to subway, all i get is cheese on my sandwich. That's it. The person making my sandwich always makes fun of me, and i'm like HEY! Do your damn job. If I know you in real life, please go away. You don't belong here. Don't look me in the face. Don't mention this ever. Forget everything you have just seen. Stop reading this. Stop it. I have no hope for this generation. We're not using emoticons. Smiley faces are for the weak and physically challenged. That little kitty :3 face makes me want to projectile vomit. What's sad is that almost everyone uses it. All my friends use it and they're stupid. My friends are morons. We need everything as dry and monotone as possible. This one time I had a dream I was pregnant. It was very vivid. I had back pain in my sleep..... Stay positive hot stuff. Bloody hell, there is this little emo kid on Facebook right now complaining about getting hit on too much. Like, girls are texting him too much and he needs to be left alone right now, so he's going to post it on Facebook to get the unwanted attention he wants. Dumb, dumb child. Dumb, dumb girls cooing over dumb, dumb emo child. Can't get any more narrow minded than that. Living in Tennessee sucks. I throw grenades at these churches right next to my school. Living in the U.K. is something I am definitely going to do. That's a good plan. Just wing it. I don't have to know anyone, I mean, they will think my accent is sexy, right? Makes me feel funny. Story of my life.

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Atheist | Artsy | Nintendo Nerd | Vegetarian | Quirky | Neurotic

There will be triangles, chinchillas, memes, nintendo stuff, art stuff, aliens, conspiracies, sarcasm, music you have never heard of, girl butts, proper grammar, and lots of other silly things.



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Mar 3 '13
This is our babehe

This is our babehe

Tags: chinchilla chinchillas cute adorable weird strange creepy duck face stupid intentional stupidity me myself boyfriend girlfriend

Feb 20 '13
This creature is neuroticpaint.

This creature is neuroticpaint.

Tags: me myself photography photograph lighting glasses beanie necklace lips art music

Feb 10 '13
I love my significant other person to bits.

I love my significant other person to bits.

Tags: neuroticpaint me photograph couple boyfriend girlfriend love weird cute strange

Dec 31 '12
Right. Happy New Year’s, yeah. I want alcohol.

Right. Happy New Year’s, yeah.

I want alcohol.

Tags: happy new year me myself picture photo neuroticpaint square hair black blonde hair dye sidecut side cut undercut lion king alcohol

Dec 28 '12
Ma chinchilla.

Ma chinchilla.

Tags: neuroticpaint misc me chinchilla chinchillas cute adorable precious fluffy sweet photography animal animals exotic

Dec 23 '12
It’s me and my significant other person.

It’s me and my significant other person.

Tags: neuroticpaint me photography

Dec 3 '12
I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS BARBACUIN’ AND I SAID OH LORD OH JESUS IT’S A FIYURE.

I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS BARBACUIN’ AND I SAID OH LORD OH JESUS IT’S A FIYURE.

Tags: neuroticpaint me wtf bbq sweet brown weird strange bizarre creepy scary twerkin all day everyday swag meme fire cornholio

Nov 20 '12

Here’s a photoset of me being a jackass.

(Source: neuroticpaint)

Tags: neuroticpaint me nachos cake wtf creepy strange jackass bunghole

Nov 10 '12
I found some lipstick and was like “what the fuck why not.” Imma lady.

I found some lipstick and was like “what the fuck why not.”

Imma lady.

Tags: neuroticpaint me lipstick triangle triangles photo lighting blue blue eyes

Sep 10 '12
Hey you guuuuuyysss It’s me. Herpty derpty.

Hey you guuuuuyysss

It’s me.

Herpty derpty.

Tags: neuroticpaint me look at that lighting damn babygurl you str8ght wolf wolves triangle triangles triangle necklace blue eyes

Jul 14 '12

My upper playground shirt arrived! She feels good against the skin.

(Source: neuroticpaint)

Tags: alex pardee art artist artistic artsy me neuroticpaint paint painter pardee triangle triangle necklace triangles upper playground zero friends i suck ink

Jul 11 '12
Dat ass.

Dat ass.

Tags: adorable chinchilla chinchillas cute dat ass exotic exotic animal fluffy me misc neuroticpaint pet precious sweet

Jul 5 '12
Look what came in the mail today! We’re going to spoon tonight.

Look what came in the mail today!

We’re going to spoon tonight.

Tags: companion cube me neuroticpaint portal portal 2 triangle triangle necklace triangles valve xbox 360 love

Jul 3 '12
Only living creature I will show affection for. Just look at that face OH MY GOD.

Only living creature I will show affection for. Just look at that face OH MY GOD.

Tags: adorable animals chinchilla chinchillas cute exotic exotic animal exotic pet fluffy me neuroticpaint pet precious sweet misc