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Neurotic Paint.

Facebook & Twitter & Neopets & Subeta Oh my god, wow. I bet you don't know how to do this scrolly thingy. Be jelly. Sarcasm makes the world go round. You know, there is actually research to back up that the inability to comprehend sarcasm is a mental illness. I don't have my sources right now, so google it or something. Take action in your life. When i go to subway, all i get is cheese on my sandwich. That's it. The person making my sandwich always makes fun of me, and i'm like HEY! Do your damn job. If I know you in real life, please go away. You don't belong here. Don't look me in the face. Don't mention this ever. Forget everything you have just seen. Stop reading this. Stop it. I have no hope for this generation. We're not using emoticons. Smiley faces are for the weak and physically challenged. That little kitty :3 face makes me want to projectile vomit. What's sad is that almost everyone uses it. All my friends use it and they're stupid. My friends are morons. We need everything as dry and monotone as possible. This one time I had a dream I was pregnant. It was very vivid. I had back pain in my sleep..... Stay positive hot stuff. Bloody hell, there is this little emo kid on Facebook right now complaining about getting hit on too much. Like, girls are texting him too much and he needs to be left alone right now, so he's going to post it on Facebook to get the unwanted attention he wants. Dumb, dumb child. Dumb, dumb girls cooing over dumb, dumb emo child. Can't get any more narrow minded than that. Living in Tennessee sucks. I throw grenades at these churches right next to my school. Living in the U.K. is something I am definitely going to do. That's a good plan. Just wing it. I don't have to know anyone, I mean, they will think my accent is sexy, right? Makes me feel funny. Story of my life.

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Posts tagged monsters

Mar 26 '13

Mar 26 '13

Tags: disney pixar monsters monsters inc dolan gooby funny weird strange internet meme

Feb 23 '13

Tags: paint painting art artistic artsy artist alex pardee monster monsters creepy dark sinister weird scary bizarre strange beautiful hand

Feb 23 '13

Tags: alex pardee paint painting art artist artistic artsy ink owl monster monsters twisted strange bizarre weird beautiful colorful colors

Feb 20 '13

Tags: trippy colors colorful twisted creepy monster monsters tree nature geometric geometry shapes

Feb 3 '13

Tags: disney pixar movie monsters monster monsters inc animation artistic artsy

Jan 12 '13

Tags: pokemon creepy twisted cynical dark art artistic artsy nintendo monster monsters bulbasaur squirtle charmander starter pokemon starter first generation 1st generation paint painting draw drawing childhood game gamer

Jan 3 '13

Tags: animals art artist artistic artsy bizarre creature creatures fashion fish indie monster monsters photography strange suit tie twisted vintage punk tattoo tattoos stripes

Dec 27 '12

Tags: art artistic artsy bizarre creepy dark draw eerie erie monster monsters paint painting photograph photography sinister strange twisted weird tentacle tentacles ocean water thunder rain raining sea octopus

Dec 25 '12

Tags: crank ellen hopkins book monster monsters suicide suicidal meaning meaningful deep mysterious poetry poetic beautiful classic

Dec 19 '12

Tags: paint painting dark mysterious creepy twisted monster monsters strange alex pardee

Dec 19 '12

Tags: alien aliens green paranormal monster monsters creepy weird strange bizarre eerie erie

Dec 4 '12

Tags: alex pardee ink paint painting pardee monsters monster art artistic artist cute love creep creepy skull skeleton

Nov 24 '12

Tags: joker the dark knight dark knight batman sinister villian creepy comic movie quote black and white monster monsters eerie dark twisted

Nov 24 '12

Tags: salad fingers doki66 monster monsters creepy weird strange bizarre bad thoughts thinking scary dark twisted

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