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Neurotic Paint.

Facebook & Twitter & Neopets & Subeta Oh my god, wow. I bet you don't know how to do this scrolly thingy. Be jelly. Sarcasm makes the world go round. You know, there is actually research to back up that the inability to comprehend sarcasm is a mental illness. I don't have my sources right now, so google it or something. Take action in your life. When i go to subway, all i get is cheese on my sandwich. That's it. The person making my sandwich always makes fun of me, and i'm like HEY! Do your damn job. If I know you in real life, please go away. You don't belong here. Don't look me in the face. Don't mention this ever. Forget everything you have just seen. Stop reading this. Stop it. I have no hope for this generation. We're not using emoticons. Smiley faces are for the weak and physically challenged. That little kitty :3 face makes me want to projectile vomit. What's sad is that almost everyone uses it. All my friends use it and they're stupid. My friends are morons. We need everything as dry and monotone as possible. This one time I had a dream I was pregnant. It was very vivid. I had back pain in my sleep..... Stay positive hot stuff. Bloody hell, there is this little emo kid on Facebook right now complaining about getting hit on too much. Like, girls are texting him too much and he needs to be left alone right now, so he's going to post it on Facebook to get the unwanted attention he wants. Dumb, dumb child. Dumb, dumb girls cooing over dumb, dumb emo child. Can't get any more narrow minded than that. Living in Tennessee sucks. I throw grenades at these churches right next to my school. Living in the U.K. is something I am definitely going to do. That's a good plan. Just wing it. I don't have to know anyone, I mean, they will think my accent is sexy, right? Makes me feel funny. Story of my life.

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May 5 '13

Tags: nature light lighting tree trees sun weather photography photograph

May 5 '13

Tags: black and white photography photograph suit tie mind mindblown mind blown explosion brain human thoughts thinking

Apr 15 '13

Tags: anchor metalcore rain rain drops nature photography punk tattoo tattoos ink paint painting art artistic artsy artist

Apr 15 '13

Tags: moon planet planets earth universe space galaxy star stars sky night night time world photography beautiful gorgeous

Apr 15 '13

Tags: fruit health healthy fit fitness skinny thin slim diet nutrition photography food berries berry strawberries strawberry kiwi blueberry blueberries

Mar 28 '13
I’ll never lose appreciation for this thoughtful, poetic little wad of sunshine and funny and talent and brilliance. If I were gay, he would make me not a lesbian even though that’s not how it really works.The thought of him makes me grow a third leg.Sometimes when I don’t see him for a very long time, I play us as a married couple with lots of children on The Sims 2, but it gets really weird so I have to stop.His laughter makes African children not hungry.Seeing his face makes me a little too excited, to an extent where it’s almost unhealthy.He is my love, my other half, and my best friend.

I’ll never lose appreciation for this thoughtful, poetic little wad of sunshine and funny and talent and brilliance.

If I were gay, he would make me not a lesbian even though that’s not how it really works.
The thought of him makes me grow a third leg.
Sometimes when I don’t see him for a very long time, I play us as a married couple with lots of children on The Sims 2, but it gets really weird so I have to stop.
His laughter makes African children not hungry.
Seeing his face makes me a little too excited, to an extent where it’s almost unhealthy.

He is my love, my other half, and my best friend.

Tags: couple photography triangle cool cute metalcore tool punk art artsy artistic love girl boy beautiful stripes geometric lighting dark poetic poetry funny strange wtf creepy humor controversial gay tattoo me

Mar 26 '13

Tags: cat cats tiger tigers lion lions geometric allusion illusion trippy twisted spiral swirl black and white photography

Mar 26 '13

Tags: tattoo tattoos ink punk beautiful gorgeous metal piercings photography photograph art artistic artsy artist

Mar 26 '13

Tags: cat cats kitten kittens tiger tigers kitty kitties black and white photography ink punk tattoo tattoos art artistic artsy

Mar 26 '13

Tags: hitler alien aliens photography nazi nazism vintage conspiracy

Mar 3 '13

Tags: taper tapers ear stretchers plugs tunnels ear tunnels ear plugs cool ink metal awesome photograph photography art artist artistic artsy

Mar 3 '13

Tags: punk ink tattoo tattoos sexy beautiful gorgeous photography photograph art

Mar 3 '13

Tags: ink tattoo tattoos piercing piercings colors colorful punk art artistic artsy photograph photography

Mar 3 '13

Tags: converse shoes photography photograph

Mar 3 '13

Tags: british britian uk united kingdom flag british flag uk flash europe artistic artsy photography photograph cool