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Mar 19 '13

QUESTIONS:

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

ma boyfriend.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

shy like every other hyuman being on tumblr.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

ma boyfriend.
4. Are you easy to get alone with?

When i’m baked like a cake.
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

They better. Who will clean up the vomit.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

artistic funny individuals with tight, firm butts. omfg. butts.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

why yeah.
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

ma friend.
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

What DOESN’T make me uncomfortable?! Haha! ha! oh. eh. oh god.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

ma boyfriend.

I know right.

it’s just crazy.
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Walk to the Mexican restaurant.”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Kodaline - All I want, Her Space Holiday - Sleepy Tigers, CHVRCHES - Lies, Bring Me The Horizon - Sleepwalking, Bring Me The Horizon - Shallow Moses.
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yeah. stroke it.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Hell yeah, jesus! *throw miracles out of pocket*
15. What good thing happened this summer?

met ma boyfriend and tainted innocent image.
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

ew gross. Kissing is sinful.
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Do genius live in a lamp?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

My step father? I’m just kidding, that’s fucked up. No.
19. Do you like bubble baths?

Can you not breathe very well with a plastic bag over your head?
20. Do you like your neighbors?

No, but the rabbits that frolic in their yards seem nice.
21. What are you bad habits?

Binge eating, and drinking too much.
22. Where would you like to travel?
United Kingdom
23. Do you have trust issues?
If the person gives me a reason to not trust them, then yes.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Dying for 8 hours every night.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
my boob and tummy region. Thanks for reminding me of my flaws.
26. What do you do when you wake up?
cry for 15 minutes.
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
The foundation of murica is white people, so darker.
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
ma boyfriend.
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
God I hope not.
30. Do you ever want to get married?
For financial benefits.
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
omg it is!
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Ricky Gervais.
33. Spell your name with your chin.
“jkasy6likhd sucks.”

Oh, look at that.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
Is mayonaise an instrument.
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
Tv would be so dull without music, so i’ll have to go with music.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
haha. oh god. ha.
yes.
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I usually fart really loud to break the silence.
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
satan
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
The Dollar Tree and Planned Parenthood.
40. What do you want to do after high school?
Psychology teacher
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Sure. Why not. You’ll blow it anyway.
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I probably ran out of funny, or gas.
43. Do you smile at strangers?
If they have candy.
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Either way, i’m dead.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
The urge to urinate.
46. What are you paranoid about?
public speaking
47. Have you ever been high?
yes.
48. Have you ever been drunk?
haha yes.
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
I tried waving at a guy from school today as he was driving off, and he never turned around and waved back, and I know he noticed, and that was just a kick in the testies, and it was so humiliating I hope no one ever finds out.
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
black
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
Mila Kunis
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
Me not being Mila Kunis
53. Favourite makeup brand?
Elf.
54. Favourite store?
I already answered this you never listen mom and dad.
55. Favourite blog?
Did-you-kno.
56. Favourite colour?
red
57. Favourite food?
Chinese people
58. Last thing you ate?
Mexican people
59. First thing you ate this morning?
some salty sweet nuts
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
Yes, for not competing in anything ever the most.
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
This one time I murdered my family and they never forgave me.
I’m just kidding what the hell.
62. Been arrested? For what?
no.
63. Ever been in love?
yes.
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
We both had terrible head colds, and there was snot everywhere. No one was happy.
65. Are you hungry right now?
Hell no.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
My real friends are pretty amazing.
67. Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter.
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Tumblr.
69. Are you watching tv right now?
No.
70. Names of your bestfriends?
Best friend 1, Best friend 2, Best friend 3, Best friend 4, and we can’t forget about my bestest Best Friend 5.
71. Craving something? What?
I just said i’m not hungry gahd.
72. What colour are your towels?
White.
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
4 pillows.
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I’m a big kid now.
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
like 100.
75. Favourite animal?
Penguins are cool.
76. What colour is your underwear?
Black. Like the people that are just like everyone else because discrimination is wrong.
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Vanilla. suriously.
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Black.
80. What colour pants?
Black. I’m a ball of sunshine.
81. Favourite tv show?
King of the Hill!
82. Favourite movie?
Little Miss Sunshine.
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
I have not seen them HAH.
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
neither.
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
stop it.
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
The one that died.
87. First person you talked to today?
ma boyfriend.
88. Last person you talked to today?
ma boyfriend.
89. Name a person you hate?
ma boyfriend.
90. Name a person you love?
ma boyfriend.
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
ma boyfriend.
92. In a fight with someone?
myself.
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
1
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
1
95. Last movie you watched?
I don’t even know anymore.
96. Favourite actress?
Mila Kunis
97. Favourite actor?
Ricky Gervais
98. Do you tan a lot?
I bleach.
99. Have any pets?
Chinchilla and cat.
100. How are you feeling?
tired of answering questions.
101. Do you type fast?
80wpm
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
everytghing
103. Can you spell well?
well
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
yes.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
yes. There was a bonfire.
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
yes, but then again, i’m not that -someone- so I wouldn’t really know ever.
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
no.
108. What should you be doing?
Probably showering, but ya know. This is more productive.
109. Is something irritating you right now?
yes.
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yesssssssssssssssss.
111. Do you have trust issues?
I do now after these questions.
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
ma boyfriend.
113. What was your childhood nickname?
stupid dip shit
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yes.
115. Do you play the Wii?
I play your wii.
116. Are you listening to music right now?
yes.
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
ew.
118. Do you like Chinese food?
Oh, of course I do.
119. Favourite book?
Crank.
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
Is child birth the worst thing that could possible be experienced.
121. Are you mean?
To people who are mean to me.
122. Is cheating ever okay?
yes.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
yes.
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
helen keller says no.
125. Do you believe in true love?
yes.
126. Are you currently bored?
yes.
127. What makes you happy?
ma boyfriend and music and art and comedy.
128. Would you change your name?
yes.
129. What your zodiac sign?
cancer.
130. Do you like subway?
I love BREAD.
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
date them and fall in love with them.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
ma boyfriend.
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
kodaline - all i want
134. Can you count to one million?
i’m not falling for that again.
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I don’t have an extra pencil.
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed.
137. How tall are you?
5ft 5in
138. Curly or Straight hair?
straight.
139. Brunette or Blonde?
blonde
140. Summer or Winter?
winter
141. Night or Day?
night. The light’s too hot.
142. Favourite month?
June
143. Are you a vegetarian?
yes!
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
white chocolate
145. Tea or Coffee?
diet soda
146. Was today a good day?
so so
147. Mars or Snickers?
I like planets.
148. What’s your favourite quote?
“Great Minds Discuss Ideas, Average Minds Discuss Events, Poor Minds Discuss People.”
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
i don’t know.
150. Get the closet book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
I’m tired.

Feb 10 '13

The best asks, ever.

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

Blue
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

White, like the color of the people I talk to the most.
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

Hitler
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

Small.
No one likes small.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
Jim Carrey
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
a fat free one
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
In 2nd grade I sneezed and farted at the same time, and got caught picking my nose numerous times till bled, and I would have to go to the nurse it was awful.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
Existing in every class as myself.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
I tripped up the stairs and my pants fell down on the 1st day of freshmen year.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
Pirates, because they get money.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
No. You’re setting my expectations way too high.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
I loved it till about 2nd grade when this guy kicked me off my favorite swing during recess and declared it his.

Now when I see one I hyperventilate and need an aspirin.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
a lynx would be badass.
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?
I like my face. It’s god, awfully, awkward and has the capability to make disturbing facial expressions.
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
My sarcasm and artistic ability to pull offensive jokes out of this air i’m breathing in.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

Who the hell would write this question.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
I’ve done many things drunk but that is not one of them.
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
bread
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
Margarine, and I grew up butter. A rebeilous child, I was.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
Skim milk.
22: Which continents have you been on?
Murica and Murica only. What do you take me for.
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
I’ve thrown up at the fair a few times, and in my mom’s car.
24: Backpacks or satchels?
I’ll stick with backpacks. Dora used one of those and she’s going places.
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
I would wear all of those things at once.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Ren and Stimpy and Invader Zim
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

A cow. They’re both cute as hell, but I could touch an utter any time I wanted.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Somewhere in the U.K.
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?
Never been on a plane. Didn’t you hear about 9/11.
30: The latest you’ve ever slept?
20 hours.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures?
That would be the ideal sweater.
Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
I’d get naked right there if they handed it to me on the streets.
32: Do you pick at scabs?
It’s an obsession.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
Beans are not my cup of hard liquor.
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
Why are there sports questions. This is tumblr, we hardly see daylight.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
U.K.
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
I’m too picky, I couldn’t stomach it.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
Small school. I don’t like large public areas, and I hate people enough as it is.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
Love.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
Who needs vegetables when you have some ice cold meth.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
I like them. The suspense makes my noise sweaty.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
I thought you were suppose to do that.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes, but then they tell me not to, so I have to stop.
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?
Joker
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
I like blonde, but black would be easier to manage.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
I’m iffy on both for personal reasons.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
I reuse a plastic water bottle. Checkmate, environmental enthusiasts!
47: City or nature person?
I am at one with nature.
48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
I have not. That’s just asinine.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
I can’t even walk well on ground level.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
I can draw, My name is fucking weird, I’m a vegetarian, atheist, and my music taste is better than yours.

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